Sarah Palin’s Breasts Excite Idle Curiosity

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The former governor of Alaska is still having gossip buzzing around her like a swarm of mosquitoes. First she and her husband Tom were supposedly divorcing, then her son Trigg was declared to be somebody else’s child, and what about her buying a place in the Hamptons? All of that was refuted at the time, but it look like Sarah Palin, 46, has some more refuting to do.

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The size of her boobs is the next thing that comes up, and FOX News host Greta Van Susteren, when interviewing Palin, couldn’t but inquire whether there was something behind the rumors that she had had breast implants.

“No, I have not had implants,” was the reply. Referring to the somewhat impudent issue as “Boob-gate”, Palin added that she will have to give her wardrobe a once-over to initiate some alterations.

Palin said she dislikes the idea of wasting her time on deciding what clothes will best distract public attention from the areas she doesn’t want people to look at. People get sidetracked onto her appearance too much while she would like them to listen to what she is saying.

She is sure that she owes the dissemination of these rumors to idle bloggers and reporters who failed to find anything more exciting to write about.

Instead of investigating into the question of the origin of her bust size, she is sure those idle chaps can think of better things to do: “I think some of those folks, too, they need to perhaps grab a shovel, go down to the Gulf, volunteer to help, clean up and save a whale or something.”

Source of the image: Iment.com.

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